" It's official! Monster Cable got the “green light” to rename the historic Candlestick Park, home of the 49ers. Welcome to Monster Park!"
Hey! I have a great idea! Let's just call it something like Candlestick Park! Yeah! That's the ticket!!!
WTF is up with all these companies naming parks after them? We have a real winner here in Toledo - Fifth Third Field - named after some douchebucket Bank.
Ok, I guess if JBL wanted to name a facility I'd have to go along with it.
"In other news, the Los Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra moved into the new JBL Auditorium today..."
That'd piss off the "audiophiles" wouldn't it?
Yeah Baby!