Denon's magical cable

[jblnut]

Here's a really funny read if you have some time...

http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-De...pr_product_top



jblnut

[JBL 4645]

This connection isn't sound. If my calculations are correct, it should be sometime around 2007 for whomever is reading this. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES. Something... happens with them. Something came through, something from somewhere else. We were overrun in days, not many of us are left. WE LIVE UNDERGROUND! ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT NOW. SAVE US. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES.

Does it open a time portal to another dimension?

[Eaulive]

The reviews are a hoot !

[Eaulive]

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1YUNQ7...tag=&linkCode=

I think Monster will probably sue because they came up with the original idea of ripping off the public and now Denon is stealing their concept.

MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Ducatista47]

Thanks for the update. I had not realized that the page has continued to be the creative writing portal for skewering audio foolishness.

My favorite from the original batch:
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-De...DateDescending

The one called "The Naysayers Just Don't Understand" Judging from the polling of review helpfulness, I am not alone in my appreciation of it.

Clark

[brutal]

I laffed

"But then I realized the cable was blue, so I only gave it one star. I hate blue."

[JBL 4645]

I laffed

"But then I realized the cable was blue, so I only gave it one star. I hate blue."

Well you don’t want to listen to blues with this cable then. It might make you feel blue and depressed.