I got several lengths of Monster Cable Z Series speaker wire in a box of goodies I picked up on ebay. Also included were numerous Monster Cable interconnects, some banana plugs , 12V trigger wires, etc.
Now I feel so cool and complete, like I'm really an audiophile! My life seems more meaningful somehow. I feel I've been transported to a new dimension of sound, taken to a far-away nirvana of sonic pleasure.
I want to personally thank Mr. Noel Lee and all the Monsters for the thousands of hours of hard work that have gone into the unique, perfect design of the special, magical wires and the 22nd Century science of the cable sheaths and connectors. I also want to express my gratitude for the care with which they prevent lazy, cheating competitors from stealing their ideas about using wires to connect things or even from ripping off their unique name, like trying to confuse me into thinking Monster trucks should be part of my home cinema when they're clearly not Monster Cable products.
I love you, Monster! and I wish everyone could love you as much as I do. Here's how I feel: