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  1. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    We're all Che Guevara now. :die:

    We're all Che Guevara now. :die:
  2. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    "I've got it, guys! Let's stick the JBL logo on...

    "I've got it, guys! Let's stick the JBL logo on anything you do in real life, and that's our ad campaign!" :confused:
  3. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    "Uhh...lady...you know I'm a dog right? I don't...

    "Uhh...lady...you know I'm a dog right? I don't make calls..."

    "Great, now we're ready for Stupid Pet Tricks on Letterman."

    "I thought you said this year I get Arrays?"


    :dont-know: :D
  4. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    "Take crystal clear calls from your speaker with...

    "Take crystal clear calls from your speaker with a touch of a button - thanks to the noise and echo-free speakerphone." :p

    ...
  5. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    ...because once you've heard it, you don't ever...

    ...because once you've heard it, you don't ever want to find it again? :slink:
  6. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    Well, Bose always does, so... :lol_fit:

    Well, Bose always does, so...


    :lol_fit:
  7. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    How'd you guess? :hmm:

    How'd you guess? :hmm:
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    They'd probably just steal the idea then have you...

    They'd probably just steal the idea then have you escorted out, this time by para-military "security" because you might be a "terrorist". Don't think the Rand lunatics on the board haven't thought of...
  9. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    :applaud: Sounds like he'd fit right in at...

    :applaud:


    Sounds like he'd fit right in at the "New & Improved!™" JBL. Maybe they should give that dude Greg's old position. :wtf: :lol_fit:
  10. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    :rolleyes: There's a lot more than just...

    :rolleyes:


    There's a lot more than just "cordfail" going wrong at JBL these days...
  11. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    Hey, can I borrow one while I do this? ---> ...

    Hey, can I borrow one while I do this? ---> :banghead:
  12. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    One more trick like that and ye'll be walkin' the...

    One more trick like that and ye'll be walkin' the plank, arrgh.
  13. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    I'm sure the Professor could have rigged up a...

    I'm sure the Professor could have rigged up a recharge system out of palm fronds and coconut string.
  14. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    Yeah really. I'll bet they took the job so they...

    Yeah really. I'll bet they took the job so they can be "creative". :banghead:
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    Yes and even better, do what I did: get rid of...

    Yes and even better, do what I did: get rid of the TV. It's been a couple of years now and I hardly miss it.
  16. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    My point wasn't about race or class, but about...

    My point wasn't about race or class, but about how fathers in the U.S. are portrayed as bumbling idiots now. I've seen it every June for the past several years - on Father's Day you see ads and...
  17. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    Is it cool to make fathers look foolish now? Yeah...

    Is it cool to make fathers look foolish now? Yeah I didn't get the memo.
  18. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    Not a bad idea. I'm not sure the marketing dept....

    Not a bad idea. I'm not sure the marketing dept. would see the value since they've gone full retard now, even if great stuff was handed to them. Maybe some of the higher mucky mucks would.
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    I fear we may have erred, Seawolf. Harman sees...

    I fear we may have erred, Seawolf. Harman sees those last 2 posts and it's half a dozen new ideas for the next ad campaign. :help:
  20. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    Both may have...round things...in them. ...

    Both may have...round things...in them. :lol_fit:

    Both are carbon based.

    Both are affected by gravity.
  21. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    I'd like to give them the boot!

    I'd like to give them the boot!
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    Let me guess: that may be where all the nice...

    Let me guess: that may be where all the nice Hartsfields and Paragons have gone - the evil dragon Smaug is hoarding them under the Lonely Mountain...
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    That was in case anyone wondered what model the...

    That was in case anyone wondered what model the other bike was. I've ridden it, but it's an aluminum sprinter's frame - far too stiff and harsh of a ride for this old dude. Chris is a heavier guy...
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    That's a very nice shot. What peak is that in the...

    That's a very nice shot. What peak is that in the background? St Helen's? Whitney? Rainier?

    Now I know where all the vintage audio has gone: Seawolf has hoarded it on his "getaway ride". ;)


    ...
  25. Thread: JBL turkeys

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    Looks like they're down to anything they can...

    Looks like they're down to anything they can 'shoop the logo onto. Nothing to do with speakers or audio, music.

    Somewhere, there are unemployed leprechauns and pizza makers. :banghead:
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