Best ebay quotes....

[glen]

how about:

"made when JBL was still part of Altec-Lansing."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5880112987&indexURL=0&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting

[glen]

"THESE ARE IN FACT, THE BEST SPEAKERS I HAVE NEVER HEARD..."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ELECTROVOICE-PATRICIAN-800-speakers-pair-ELECTRO-VOICE_W0QQitemZ5875915683QQcategoryZ50597QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

[QwertyAccess]

really have to wonder why the hell the guy didnt plug it in atleast.

[glen]

"You are bidding on a pair of JBL 4311 -4312 speaker gills."


http://cgi.ebay.com/JBL-SPEAKER-GILLS-4311-4312_W0QQitemZ5881445153QQcategoryZ61381QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

[Zilch]

"These woofers use the JBL (lifetime) latex surrounds that never die, their Fr(s) just go to heaven!"

http://cgi.ebay.com/JBL-L-55-Matched-Pair-Walnut-Monitors-with-Grilles_W0QQitemZ9700503345QQcategoryZ61377QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem

[Steve Gonzales]

"The midrange is pushed in thanks to my grandson but it does not affect the sound". ( yeah, but not the value :o: ) Ebay- 120ti's

LE111a's with NO SURROUNDS-Ebay- " I layed them on their backs and played them and you can still feel the bass." (he must have covered them with "Gills" :blink: )

[hapy._.face]

...he must have covered them with "Gills" :blink: )

Oh, I forgot about the "GILLS"!!!
...still cracks me up! :)

[glen]

You can't make this stuff up folks...

about his 076s:
"ONE IS ORIGINAL & THE OTHER HAS HAD A DIAPHRAM REPLACED BECAUSE OF CAPICTOR BUILD UP & A POOP IN THE SYSTEM"

http://cgi.ebay.com/JBL-076-CATS-EYE-TWEETERS-8-OHMS_W0QQitemZ9701715672QQcategoryZ50597QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

[Steve Gonzales]

I think he meant to say Crapacitor, that would also explain the poop. ;)

[Titanium Dome]

If it both poops and pees, it's a crapissator.

[Nightbrace]

"WHEN THE COMPANY DID THE TEST ON THESE SPEAKERS THEY PUT ALOT OF WATTAGE TO THEM AND THEY HANDLED IT ALL THAT'S HOW POWERFUL THEY ARE AND I DONT THINK ALOT OF PEOPLE REALIZE THIS.I BELIEVE THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JBLs,"

http://cgi.ebay.com/DESIGN-ACOUSTICS-D-4-SPEAKER-SYSTEM-PAIR-POWERFUL-L-K_W0QQitemZ9704270894QQcategoryZ14993QQssPageNameZ WDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I think think guy should win the pulitzer, have a read at his other auctions!

[Nightbrace]

Some more, "THEY HAD 200 WATTS CRANKED INTO THESE AS LOUD AS IT WOULD GO AND IT DID NOT DISTORT WHATSOEVER.ABSOLUTELT PERFECT SOUND AND YOU CAN PUT ALOT MORE WATTS THAN THAT TO THESE SPEAKERS BECAUSE THEY WILL HOLD IT WITH GREAT PERFORMANCE AND PERFECT SOUND."

Heck of a sales tactic.

[Nightbrace]

"A LITTLE BEAT UP BUT THE CONTENTS ARE STILL IN PLASTIC AND NEW"

[Nightbrace]

"PACKS AN AMPLE POWER PUNCH, THAT COMBINES EASE OF OPERATION WITH AN AIR OF SOPHISTICATION."

[Nightbrace]

IT NEEDS A BELT WHICH IS BASICALLY NOTHING AND IF I HAD TIME I WOULD PUT IT ON MYSELF.,

[Nightbrace]

THE SPEAKERS DO NOT BREAK UP NO MATTER HOW LOUD THE VOLUME

[Nightbrace]

From the auction, "AUTHENTIC 2005 COACH SIGNATURE TOTE/PURSE.IT IS THE HOTTEST ONE OUT THERE "

From feedback,
"I got CHEATED!He sold me a FAKE!Coach purse for Christmas!"

His reply,

"Reply by sing111music: why would you buy a fake coach purse?"

[Nightbrace]

AT FIRST LOOK I THOUGHT IT WAS A HOOD ORNAMENT WHEN I PURCHASED IT

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=14022&item=6242542019

lol

[Nightbrace]

YOU WONT FIND MANY OF THESE LISTED BECAUSE PEOPLE DONT WANT TO SELL THEM THEY ARE SO NICE.

IF YOU DONT LIKE THE PRICE THEN MAKE AN OFFER BECAUSE IT CANT HURT

[Nightbrace]

THIS CAMERA DOES MORE THAN MY NEW KODAK AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH IT ACTUALLY TAKES BETTER PICS SO I WILL TAKE BACK MY KODAK FOR A NEW ONE.


Guess he decided to return his camera while typing :)/

[Nightbrace]

THERE IS ONLY ONE SMALL CHUNCK OUT OF IT BUT IT IS HARDLY NOTICEABLE AND WOULD NOT AFFECT IT AT ALL

[Steve Schell]

From a current auction for an Altec 515...

"I have seen many of these Altec 515 15" drivers. But, never on that shows no cone wear. There is not a stress crack anywhere on the cone. It is a 20 ohm model. I got this in a trade deal and only have the one to sell. It has considerable marks from the years but works perfectly. I believe these are the best LF drivers ever made. Good luck and happy bidding on this old-ass piece of crap. I guarantee this driver to arrive in perfect working order."

[QwertyAccess]

so its both the best LF Driver ever made and apeice of crap eh? beautiful

[glen]

I have hooked these speakers up to a amp, and they work just fine. Please notice one of the speakers may need to be re-coned (it works just fine the way it is). What you see is what you get.

http://cgi.ebay.com/PAIR-OF-VINTAGE-JBL-8-LE8T-SIGNATURE-SERIES-SPEAKERS_W0QQitemZ9720294873QQcategoryZ61377QQrdZ1 QQcmdZViewItem

[glen]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Altec-Lansing-Voice-of-Theater-Speaker-Pro-Audio_W0QQitemZ7411593533QQcategoryZ47094QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

from the desciption of Altec 1202 speakers:
The 15” drivers are 600 watt oil cooled JBL’s

[SUPERBEE]

"The item is guaranteed to to arrive DOA but is sold as is with the understanding that it currently works."

[Nightbrace]

At age 90 he had a pacemaker implanted and his girlfriend was concerned that the magnetism from these large speakers would affect the pacemaker functions. So they had to go!

[louped garouv]

Untested and sold for restoration, parts only


It has more chips, pieces missing and flaws than my mother-in-law

[scott fitlin]

It has more chips, pieces missing and flaws than my mother-in-law:applaud:

[Rolf]

This is taken from an ad listed in a Norwegian newspaper some days ago: "HI-FI SPEAKERS FOR SALE!"

QUOTE: " I have never seen or heard the speakers I am advertising, but they are the best money can buy" ... "They must be heard!"

[Zilch]

American culturalization is SO insidious.

Soon there will be feckwits EVERYWHERE!!!

:(