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Woofer
01-25-2011, 07:31 AM
To all the Australian members here, I just thought I'd wish you all the best for our National Day.

Anyway, here's a joke:

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brit’s, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: “American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British”.

One week later, the state’s Dept of Minerals and Energy in Western Australia, reported the following:

“After digging as deep as 30 feet in Western Australia’s Pilbara region, Jack Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f**k all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless.”

Just makes you bloody proud to be Australian.

:applaud:

jblbgw_man
01-25-2011, 08:31 PM
To all the Australian members here, I just thought I'd wish you all the best for our National Day.

Anyway, here's a joke:

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brit’s, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: “American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British”.

One week later, the state’s Dept of Minerals and Energy in Western Australia, reported the following:

“After digging as deep as 30 feet in Western Australia’s Pilbara region, Jack Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f**k all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless.”

Just makes you bloody proud to be Australian.

:applaud:
:lol_fit::rotfl::cheers:

JeffW
01-25-2011, 08:42 PM
Congrats on your National Day!

I'd drink a beer with you guys, but I can only hold my beer upside down if my mouth is under it. That's why I ain't got no culture, I reckon. :blink:

Woofer
01-25-2011, 08:52 PM
Congrats on your National Day!

I'd drink a beer with you guys, but I can only hold my beer upside down if my mouth is under it. That's why I ain't got no culture, I reckon. :blink:

That's why we drink it straight out of the keg. ;)
Come on down, we'll show ya a bit of culture. We got sh*tloads of it.... :bouncy:

Ducatista47
01-28-2011, 01:48 PM
An absolutely great nation, but please change the National Anthem from that old British stiff upper lip abortion to I Am Australian!

SEAWOLF97
01-28-2011, 02:06 PM
An absolutely great nation,

Yup....we may end up there later this year, BUT the movie sucked...:p